Fallout Tactics team quotes. |
"I'm building a pyramid of flesh
under my desk."
- Robin
"I've always wanted to be fed like a chicken."
- Lorne
"The first thing I will do in the event of a holocaust is
get inside a giant metal statue of a cow."
- Ed
"Aim first, then panic and fall to enemy fire - in the event
of insanity."
- Blaeghd
"I've already got functions in for that line of
psychos."
- Robin
"Take a chill pill"
- Al
"I'm surprised it even worked!"
- Karl (to Interplay)
"I think we should make a first person shooter named
"Pus" "
- Ed
"We should find whoever wrote that code and shoot them"
- Jan
"When the junkies run out of the city,
that means there's trouble."
- Kar
"What's the point of having a hole if you can't interact
with it?"
- Karl
"It was the most fun I've ever had involving my shoe and a
small animal. I felt though, that as a plot device, it needed
more pathos."
- Tony
"Shall I dispatch you here sir? Or would you prefer to
perish later in our recycling tanks?"
- Polite Humanoid Breathing robot.
"Watching a one legged kangaroo try to hop is usually quite
amusing."
- Damo Jr
"Would you believe for a brief moment I thought you said 'I
have to go empty my arse.'"
- Damo Sr
"They're prospecting for turd nuggets."
- Tony
"Does anyone want my nuggets?"
- Ed
"I got Rampant Pigeon Coddler . . . am I doing the right
test?"
- Ed
"Nice one. You've managed to take $5000 worth of software
and $10,000 worth of computer and make something that looks like
plasticine."
- Ed
"If you're going to pour wax on your nipples you should
take your suit off first."
- Ed
"When you're watching Jurassic Park, you can tell the
dinosaurs weren't real."
- Jan
"I'll go for a bigger nastier tool every time."
- Robin
"I'm gonna get me some of that sloppy ghoul action."
- Dan Levin - "Chief Fluffer"
"You underestimate the amount of warmth a few thousand souls
burning in eternal damnation gives off . . ."
- Gareth
"You were lying in a pool of your own vomit, but your
suggestions were quite good."
- Karl
"Sorry, I just did a line in the toilet"
- Ivan, the runny nose explanation
"Karl! Do you want to have a play with this?"
- Al
"Fix it Jan. Fix it good!"
- Karl
"I just figured out what this thing in my pants is
for."
- Jake
"Do you wanna come look at my log, Karl."
- Max
"A hole in the ground does it for me. I always like a good
crack or two."
- Parrish
"Sometimes I go crazy with guns, sometimes I don't."
- Karl
"Oh Lakin, I'll eat your nuts anyday."
- Damo Sr
"I'm not coming into work tomorrow, cause I'll be
dead."
- Karl
"Everyone should probably give me their phone numbers in
case a desperate situation arises."
- Karl
"Karl's been bitten by the chocolate milk monkey!"
- Ed
"My pants are fully optimised"
- Ed
"Did you fiddle with captain cockroach? - I never thought
I'd be asking that again."
- Ed
"Stupid code!"
- Karl
"I know I'm focusing on this urinating thing alot."
- Karl
"I enjoy raping the bots though"
- Robin
"So you've never slept in the toilet?"
- Jan
"Get your filthy fingers off my muffin!"
- Damian
"You're a lovely man Alistair"
- Robin
"Something's vibrating, I better answer it"
- John
"I'm really very good at breaking things."
- Max
"You could be a cockroach - they don't even have
teeth!"
- Damo
"Only the master inhaler can resist the urge to choke."
- Damo
"I like to remove my tastebuds occasionally."
- Damo
"All this pumping is making my left arm ache a lot"
- Ed
"I'm missing one of my bits. I was walking around and it
just fell off"
- Jake
"The press tells us these shapeless, squirming blobs of
multi-colored puke are the cutting edge of graphics"
- Peter
"Some unknown person had their head in my thingy"
- Alistair
"I wasn't sniffing the chair, I was sniffing the goo, which
was on my fingers when I sniffed it."
- Peter
"pieceofsh**c**ppyar**merkinwearingyakfe**hing
compiler."
- Robin
"Life sucks . . . multiple times."
- Rachael
"I'm gonna be the shoe-horn king!"
- Lorne
"How do you spell 'DUH!' ?"
- Lorne
"Are your ones wet?"
- Rachael
"hmm, my cheese tastes like arse."
- Damo Sr
"Oh wait, I know what that is. It's Al's crap
code."
- Karl
"Its not the code, it's the entities"
- Al
"How am I going to get it out of sync if I'm playing with
myself?"
- Russell
"I'm sick of being under the table, It's your turn
Russ"
- Kirky
"It's a bit like torturing small puppies, you do get some
satisfaction out of it"
- Robin
"Oh well, someone should be beaten"
- Karl
"I'm going to try and kill myself now and see what
happens, hopefully it ends it all."
- Ed
"I've got a weird looking knob, and Im a bit worried about
it"
- Kirky
"Let's go and have a quick one before Robin finishes his
build."
- Russell
"I play with Karl's balls when I'm thinking"
- Max
"How do I kill something? I want to kill something!"
- Ed
"Kirky, come and jump on this for me will ya."
- Max
"If it weren't for all that pastry, you'd have nothing
but a handful of nuts and goo."
- Damo
"Hey Ed, how powerful do you want the bunnies when they
attack you?"
- James
"It's all perfect. Go away!"
- Karl
"Push the f****in' button!"
- Brian
"OI, you're not allowed to touch that!"
- Ed
"Actually Karl it appears we both want the same thing, just
in slightly different ways, but, very similar."
- Ivan
"What's that you've got there, Ed? A sausage?"
- Robin
"Its really easy to cover your back door with mines."
- Al
"Lets just travel forward in time and get cyborg
bodies"
- Karl
"Guess what? We're f***ed!"
- Karl
"Ed, come and sit on this one."
- Max
"My ball hit the knob and it went all weird"
- Kirky
"I actually enjoy watching"
- Karl
"I dream of wiener."
- Parrish