Baykent Tukeli
Brahmin vasectomies are never easy, but Jeb sensed that this one would be particularly violent.

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Taylor Mathewson
In fact, they were both with stupid.

Christopher Sundberg
In the future, Buck Rodgers really let's himself go.

Garret bilozir
As bessie stared at him with her big brown eyes, he could not do it... then bessie blinked.

Aaron Luck
"I know I have to start on the bottom, but what does the south side of a Brahmin and a thermometer have to do with warrior training?"

Emerson Kluge
The sky was growing dark and the cows, the cows were beginning to whisper. Jeb knew the sighs well. As he fought back the urges his hand lifted the blaster itself and he stood there contemplating it. He knew only one thing: Jeb Granger was going to kill again.

Nikita A. Loginov
Quod licet Jovi non licet bovi

Robert Erlbacher
"Maybe if I tell her it has multiple attachments and speed settings she'll notice me."

Alex Leslie
"Here we see the ferocious wasteland rhino. instead of trying to capture a glance at this elusive creature, I've decided to reduce it to a puddle of smoking goo with my trusty plasma rifle. crikey this is going to be messy!"

Sofus Bach
After several tries, John realises that it is a Brahmin bull, and he therefore not can use his new Inseminator XV-1200.

Justin Larson
"Shoot it and it'll die they said. You don't need more then one shot they said."

Ben Mabee
"Welcome back to Fallout: Gourmet, a Post Nuclear Cooking Show. Our next item is Brahmin burgers."

Les Kerekes
"Hey Maud, get the Chillins'! We got Bar-B-Q!"

Noah Nehlich
You can tell you're a redneck if you hunt domesticated brahmin with an energy weapon.