Fallout Tactics team quotes.

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"I'm building a pyramid of flesh under my desk."
- Robin

"I've always wanted to be fed like a chicken."
- Lorne

"The first thing I will do in the event of a holocaust is get inside a giant metal statue of a cow."
- Ed

"Aim first, then panic and fall to enemy fire - in the event of insanity."
- Blaeghd

"I've already got functions in for that line of psychos."
- Robin

"Take a chill pill"
- Al

"I'm surprised it even worked!"
- Karl (to Interplay)

"I think we should make a first person shooter named "Pus" "
- Ed

"We should find whoever wrote that code and shoot them"
- Jan

"When the junkies run out of the city, that means there's trouble."
- Kar

"What's the point of having a hole if you can't interact with it?"
- Karl

"It was the most fun I've ever had involving my shoe and a small animal. I felt though, that as a plot device, it needed more pathos."
- Tony

"Shall I dispatch you here sir? Or would you prefer to perish later in our recycling tanks?"
- Polite Humanoid Breathing robot.

"Watching a one legged kangaroo try to hop is usually quite amusing."
- Damo Jr

"Would you believe for a brief moment I thought you said 'I have to go empty my arse.'"
- Damo Sr

"They're prospecting for turd nuggets."
- Tony

"Does anyone want my nuggets?"
- Ed

"I got Rampant Pigeon Coddler . . . am I doing the right test?"
- Ed

"Nice one. You've managed to take $5000 worth of software and $10,000 worth of computer and make something that looks like plasticine."
- Ed

"If you're going to pour wax on your nipples you should take your suit off first."
- Ed

"When you're watching Jurassic Park, you can tell the dinosaurs weren't real."
- Jan

"I'll go for a bigger nastier tool every time."
- Robin

"I'm gonna get me some of that sloppy ghoul action."
- Dan Levin - "Chief Fluffer"

"You underestimate the amount of warmth a few thousand souls burning in eternal damnation gives off . . ."
- Gareth

"You were lying in a pool of your own vomit, but your suggestions were quite good."
- Karl

"Sorry, I just did a line in the toilet"
- Ivan, the runny nose explanation

"Karl! Do you want to have a play with this?"
- Al

"Fix it Jan. Fix it good!"
- Karl

"I just figured out what this thing in my pants is for."
- Jake

"Do you wanna come look at my log, Karl."
- Max

"A hole in the ground does it for me. I always like a good crack or two."
- Parrish

"Sometimes I go crazy with guns, sometimes I don't."
- Karl

"Oh Lakin, I'll eat your nuts anyday."
- Damo Sr

"I'm not coming into work tomorrow, cause I'll be dead."
- Karl

"Everyone should probably give me their phone numbers in case a desperate situation arises."
- Karl

"Karl's been bitten by the chocolate milk monkey!"
- Ed

"My pants are fully optimised"
- Ed

"Did you fiddle with captain cockroach? - I never thought I'd be asking that again."
- Ed

"Stupid code!"
- Karl

"I know I'm focusing on this urinating thing alot."
- Karl

"I enjoy raping the bots though"
- Robin

"So you've never slept in the toilet?"
- Jan

"Get your filthy fingers off my muffin!"
- Damian

"You're a lovely man Alistair"
- Robin

"Something's vibrating, I better answer it"
- John

"I'm really very good at breaking things."
- Max

"You could be a cockroach - they don't even have teeth!"
- Damo

"Only the master inhaler can resist the urge to choke."
- Damo

"I like to remove my tastebuds occasionally."
- Damo

"All this pumping is making my left arm ache a lot"
- Ed

"I'm missing one of my bits. I was walking around and it just fell off"
- Jake

"The press tells us these shapeless, squirming blobs of multi-colored puke are the cutting edge of graphics"
- Peter

"Some unknown person had their head in my thingy"
- Alistair

"I wasn't sniffing the chair, I was sniffing the goo, which was on my fingers when I sniffed it."
- Peter

"pieceofsh**c**ppyar**merkinwearingyakfe**hing compiler."
- Robin

"Life sucks . . . multiple times."
- Rachael

"I'm gonna be the shoe-horn king!"
- Lorne

"How do you spell 'DUH!' ?"
- Lorne

"Are your ones wet?"
- Rachael

"hmm, my cheese tastes like arse."
- Damo Sr

"Oh wait, I know what that is. It's Al's crap code."
- Karl

"Its not the code, it's the entities"
- Al

"How am I going to get it out of sync if I'm playing with myself?"
- Russell

"I'm sick of being under the table, It's your turn Russ"
- Kirky

"It's a bit like torturing small puppies, you do get some satisfaction out of it"
- Robin

"Oh well, someone should be beaten"
- Karl

"I'm going to try and kill myself now and see what happens, hopefully it ends it all."
- Ed

"I've got a weird looking knob, and Im a bit worried about it"
- Kirky

"Let's go and have a quick one before Robin finishes his build."
- Russell

"I play with Karl's balls when I'm thinking"
- Max

"How do I kill something? I want to kill something!"
- Ed

"Kirky, come and jump on this for me will ya."
- Max

"If it weren't for all that pastry, you'd have nothing but a handful of nuts and goo."
- Damo

"Hey Ed, how powerful do you want the bunnies when they attack you?"
- James

"It's all perfect. Go away!"
- Karl

"Push the f****in' button!"
- Brian

"OI, you're not allowed to touch that!"
- Ed

"Actually Karl it appears we both want the same thing, just in slightly different ways, but, very similar."
- Ivan

"What's that you've got there, Ed? A sausage?"
- Robin

"Its really easy to cover your back door with mines."
- Al

"Lets just travel forward in time and get cyborg bodies"
- Karl

"Guess what? We're f***ed!"
- Karl

"Ed, come and sit on this one."
- Max

"My ball hit the knob and it went all weird"
- Kirky

"I actually enjoy watching"
- Karl

"I dream of wiener."
- Parrish

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